| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
| 1 |
All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
1522 |
| 2 |
A Son's Love
- An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work.His...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
36 |
| 3 |
Flute jokes
- |Q: What's the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players spend half ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
34 |
| 4 |
Legion Camel #1
- A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain in the French Foreign Legion pu...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
33 |
| 5 |
Amazing talking cow
- |A man's car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along...Read the whole joke |
Farming Jokes |
31 |
| 6 |
Today is my daughter's 18th birthday...
- I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those pa...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
30 |
| 7 |
Ploughing the land
- |A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came t...Read the whole joke |
Farming Jokes |
29 |
| 8 |
The skier's dictionary
- |Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request for assistance made by a Eu...Read the whole joke |
Mixed Jokes |
29 |
| 9 |
Dem' smart city folk
- |A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor stuck in the wet ground.A farmer ...Read the whole joke |
Farming Jokes |
28 |
| 10 |
Santa's Wife
- |Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus....Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
28 |
| 11 |
Geek's thanksgiving
- |1. Be thankful you haven't been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn't down!3. Be thankful your...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
27 |
| 12 |
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
- But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you sme...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
26 |
| 13 |
Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
26 |
| 14 |
Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
26 |
| 15 |
Bug flew into a barn
- |A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into ...Read the whole joke |
Farming Jokes |
26 |
| 16 |
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her...
- A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,"You have acute vaginitis."She say...Read the whole joke |
Women |
25 |
| 17 |
Don't be on this flight
- |"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Air...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
25 |
| 18 |
Celebrating an event
- |An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistf...Read the whole joke |
Farming Jokes |
25 |
| 19 |
Don't arrest the judge
- |A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
25 |
| 20 |
Spelling checker
- |Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly marques f...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
25 |
| 21 |
It's been nice gnawing you!
- |What did the woodworm say to the chair?It's been nice gnawing you!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
25 |
| 22 |
I'm sending out some cards
- |A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter me...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
25 |
| 23 |
A college professor's going to bed with his wife...
- A college professor's going to bed with his wife. He's not that tired, so he's gonna stay awake and ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
24 |
| 24 |
Giving away a horse
- |A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he wen...Read the whole joke |
Farming Jokes |
24 |
| 25 |
Mom, I'm pregnant!
- One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my mom I was pregnant. It was really funny to...Read the whole joke |
April Fools Jokes |
22 |