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1	Accountant jokes - A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldi...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	3
2	0 - Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you ha...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	3
3	0 - What's an extroverted accountant? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead o...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	3
4	Ant jokes - What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	4
5	0 - What kind of ant can you colour with ? A crayant !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	5
6	0 - What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	4
7	0 - What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	3
8	0 - What do you call an ant who skips school ? A truant !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	3
9	0 - Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	3
10	0 - What is smaller than an ant's dinner ? An ant's mouth !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	3
11	0 - How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	3
12	0 - What do you call a 100 year old ant ? An antique !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	3
13	0 - What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	3
14	0 - What do you call a smart ant ? Elegant !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	3
15	0 - What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	3
16	0 - Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert Antstein !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	3
17	0 - What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	3
18	0 - How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	3
19	0 - What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ? Your great-ant !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	3
20	0 - What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	3
21	0 - What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	4
22	0 - What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	3
23	0 - What do you call an ant from overseas ? Impartant...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	3
24	0 - Where do ants go to eat ? At a restaurant !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	3
25	Apple jokes - What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	5